Colosseum Aficionado Gifts

"They say it'll bring jobs to the area."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"He was a very good boy."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Back to school.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

The Other Cooperstown

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Send in the Clones.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

The circus diver.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Ta Da!...

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Would you like to try them out?"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.