Curious Guardian Gifts

'Let's stay in, have a quiet dinner, and creep our kids facebook pages.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Teenagers!'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"Then what happened?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Do Guns Kill?

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Plasma Ball

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Marco Polo

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

Monkey Handshake

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

Drink Me.

Invisible Man Kit

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

God hounded by the media.

'Let's arbitrate.'

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

Minimalism exhibition...

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."