Curious Guardian T-Shirts

'Let's stay in, have a quiet dinner, and creep our kids facebook pages.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Then what happened?"

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Do Guns Kill?

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Plasma Ball

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Marco Polo

Monkey Handshake

Drink Me.

Invisible Man Kit

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

God hounded by the media.

'Let's arbitrate.'

Minimalism exhibition...

Private View.

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"