Coloring Maverick Gifts

He was notoriously quick on the draw

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'Have you any W fronts?'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Hairstyles

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

A weather vane on top of an artist's studio points in directions that include: "pop", "abstract", "figurative" and "post-painterly".

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"You fit in. You just don't match."

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

Beard, socks and sandals.

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"You again?"

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

The Senior Fashionista

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

"So how do you like these new cylindricals?"

'I knew we shouldn't have got 'changing rooms' in to refurbish the surgery.'

£1,000,000 work of art vandalised by Join the Dots puzzle addict!

'Smile, though your art is breaking.'

Artist

"Hey, Bob, did you hear? It's summer."