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"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

Party Animals.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Pina Coladas

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Drunk, yet orderly"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"An everything Martini, please."

Shaken not stirred

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Margarita

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.