Color Preferences T-Shirts

'Do these come in blue?'

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

They were mysteriously drawn together

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Just call me Picasso!

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"He's an abstract artist."

Creative Baby.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Balloon Surprise

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."