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"Hold on. What about this stack of books in matching colors?"

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

bird interprets modern art

"Too bright."

Just call me Picasso!

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"He's an abstract artist."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Creative Baby.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"Dadgum this color blindness."