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"Hold on. What about this stack of books in matching colors?"

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

bird interprets modern art

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Just call me Picasso!

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"He's an abstract artist."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Creative Baby.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."