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'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Just call me Picasso!

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Creative Baby.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"He's an abstract artist."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Instant art

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.