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"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

The Creative Process

'I'm not good at coloring inside the lines, but I can fix it in Photoshop.'

Not much, just chillin' with my Peeps. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-03-28).

"This grown up coloring craze will fizzle in no time."

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Quentin Blake

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

'I had to put the peas in my ears... they kept falling out my nose!'

Impeachment Coloring Book

1984 ; pop-up edition...

What Goldilocks didn't know.

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"I didn't see you."

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"You killed him!"

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."