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The Creative Process

"When it said, 'All the Colors of the Rainbow,' I expected more than seven."

Tattooing/Coloring In

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

First Novels.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Second hand furniture.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Gen-Next Library

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Don Quixote

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

The Beard in the Stone

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Barb's such a fast reader."