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"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Too bright."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Just call me Picasso!

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

Creative Baby.

"He's an abstract artist."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

Instant art