Color Changing Wizard Gifts

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Divine Intervention

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

Abstract Paintings.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Cleaning service on skates.

Paul Gaugin

"So you're into pointillism."

"Autumns's definitely on the way!"

Paint charming.

"So. . . you're back!"

'Smile, though your art is breaking.'

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

The Bored Impressionist

'These represent all of the career milesones I passed on my way to the top. Each trophy was created to my exacting specifications. Each picture, with world leaders, was carefully crafted using advanced phot-editing software.'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

A Photographer's Studio.

"That's okay, dear, I'll do the dishes."

Art Exhibit - show my parents the art degree wasn't a waste.

A man emerges from a red ink bottle

"This is my first real painting! I painted it with my soul!"

I've got to run down to the art store again. Another gilt trip?

The artist

Camille Pissarro