Cologne Gifts

Men's Fragrances

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

"Why are you returning the 'Midnight Madness'?'"

"Yo, Cruz...what kind of cologne are you wearing."

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

Cellphone Islands

A man looks up at the earth

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Blok drives by New York City.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Sat-Nav for Men

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

A series of Exit signs.

"This must be Easter Island!"

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

"Now What?"

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

You are everywhere.

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"This is why I don't work from home."

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.