Cologne Pillows

Men's Fragrances

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

"Why are you returning the 'Midnight Madness'?'"

"Yo, Cruz...what kind of cologne are you wearing."

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

Cellphone Islands

A man looks up at the earth

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

The stages of gentrification: a guide

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Prostate: 51st State

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Blok drives by New York City.

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Sat-Nav for Men

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

A series of Exit signs.

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

"Now What?"

"This must be Easter Island!"

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

You are everywhere.

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'