Collector Of Funny Bird Art Gifts

'Hey! I'm a bird and I'm blue, so 2 outta 3 ain't bad! And if ya don't like, go screw yerself!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Lovely dovetail."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

The End is Nigh

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Pampered Pets.

'Look a huge bird!'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

"Well, that backfired."

'You two, sort it out!'

"So, according to your resume, you're willing to work for dog food."

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

Dizzy Spider

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Alcoholic's X-Ray

Golfer in a tree.

'I want you outta town by sundown, Partner... this is a spaghetti western - no place for a fettucini!'

Cat and Mouse

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

Closed for Summer.

Groucho Chicken

Bad Nilotic Deity! Bad!

Deer Crossing

Devil selling angel wings.

Fly reading glasses

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'