Bird Humor Appreciator Gifts

Closed for Summer.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Cyclist Flamingoes

New York Scatological Society

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

Hoody Woodpecker.

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"Well, that backfired."

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Blackbirds.

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Squawk dirty to me...

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

Artist Hazards

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

"Well, this anti-aging cream clearly states it removes crow's feet."

Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'

CEO and COO.

Self examination.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'