Collecting Bird Art Gifts

Bird has Man in Cage.

"Lovely dovetail."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'It's a chicken.'

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

Dog Drawing a Badger.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Rhino Art

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Eagle attacking the Dove of Peace

'We must be nearer a land-fill site than I thought.'

Sheep Knitting.

"This little bird seemed so lonely, so I decided to abduct him a mate!'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

Estate Agents.

'You stay quiet - I'll do the talking!'

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"