Collecting Bird Art Gifts

Bird has Man in Cage.

"Lovely dovetail."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'It's a chicken.'

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

'It's slobberin' time!'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

Rhino Art

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Sheep Knitting.

Eagle attacking the Dove of Peace

Estate Agents.

"This little bird seemed so lonely, so I decided to abduct him a mate!'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'We must be nearer a land-fill site than I thought.'

'You stay quiet - I'll do the talking!'

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

Mary got more work done when she replaced her phone receptionist with a parrot who asked callers if they minded being put on ignore.

Well, obviously, we can't live with MY parents …

We think it will prevent bird collisions!