Collective Bargaining Fan Gifts

'Better working conditions? Unless you join a union you haven't got a prayer.'

"Where would you be without the union? Unemployed!"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Cat and mouse

No Baseball

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'Are we us or them?'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Eureka

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Middle East Peace Process.

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

Member of two trade unions

"But it will never get better if you picket"

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

"Is this what happens when management fails to deal with a passive aggressive member of staff..?"

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

The Politically Correct Brain

'You're spoiling for a fight, aren't you?'

I've formed a union and I demand fair pay. You hear that, people? This guy wants to destroy the country. He's using a union to demand wage hikes and benefits while the rest of us toil and suffer. If I give him a raise, all of our pastry prices will rise. What do you say to that? Boo. Hiss. Send him back to Russia, in 1960. You should go, they're going to pelt me with food. Thank you. You'll never know what this means to me.

Equity Table Dance Club

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'They're using honey to draw us out. Fortunately, they underestimate our willpower.'

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

Putin's peace talks hide dead bodies.

I'm thinking of suing your caf

"I'm married to my job - I just wish she was UNION!"