Collective Bargaining Aficionado Gifts

'Wait, am I allowed to hit him? He's union.'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We need a union!'

No Baseball

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

The Hockey World

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

'So, I am all for Juncker!'

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

David Cameron and Europe

"But it will never get better if you picket"

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

Member of two trade unions

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.'

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

Equity Table Dance Club

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

You can't tell cats what to do. They belong to a very strong Union.

I've formed a union and I demand fair pay. You hear that, people? This guy wants to destroy the country. He's using a union to demand wage hikes and benefits while the rest of us toil and suffer. If I give him a raise, all of our pastry prices will rise. What do you say to that? Boo. Hiss. Send him back to Russia, in 1960. You should go, they're going to pelt me with food. Thank you. You'll never know what this means to me.

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

"It's going to be a tough four years."

Jimmy Hoffa Jr. performing 'collective blathering' when He implores the crowd to 'take these sons of bitches out'