Collective Bargainer Gifts

Nest Egg

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"How soon will this be a remnant

No Baseball

Is Driving Doomed?

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

The Hockey World

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

House sale.

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Member of two trade unions

"But it will never get better if you picket"

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

"How much if I pedal?"

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

'He absolutely demanded a deal. But I was able to satisfy him by doubling the price and then cutting it in half.'

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

Equity Table Dance Club

Vicar overcharged at butchers, but too embarrassed to complain

"Where'd you get that?"

Shopping Trips

"I'm off to the sales!"

I've formed a union and I demand fair pay. You hear that, people? This guy wants to destroy the country. He's using a union to demand wage hikes and benefits while the rest of us toil and suffer. If I give him a raise, all of our pastry prices will rise. What do you say to that? Boo. Hiss. Send him back to Russia, in 1960. You should go, they're going to pelt me with food. Thank you. You'll never know what this means to me.

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

"Hey, listen! Next time you break down on a week-end, okay? I get twice the money plus weekend plus weekend surcharge and we divide fifty-fifty, deal?"