Collective Bargaining Consultant Gifts

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

No Baseball

The Hockey World

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

"But it will never get better if you picket"

'The company is losing millions and the press are asking questions. Gentlemen,we're looking for a scapegoat.'

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Member of two trade unions

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

Equity Table Dance Club

I've formed a union and I demand fair pay. You hear that, people? This guy wants to destroy the country. He's using a union to demand wage hikes and benefits while the rest of us toil and suffer. If I give him a raise, all of our pastry prices will rise. What do you say to that? Boo. Hiss. Send him back to Russia, in 1960. You should go, they're going to pelt me with food. Thank you. You'll never know what this means to me.

'Clients can get a little tricky at these product analysis sessions.'

"Of course, I expect a ten-per-cent finder's fee."

"I'm married to my job - I just wish she was UNION!"

Broom Operators Deserve Better

"After you left, Fred,we organized a union. Now we have that healthcare plan you always wanted."

Corporate Image Consultant

"No so fast buddy....!"

'We considered offering health insurance, but it's cheaper to have taxpayers pick up the tab at hospital emergency rooms.'

Union protects workers

Together we have a voice. . . join your union today.

Some Tough Free-Agent Contract Negotiations Currently Under Way

'Wait, am I allowed to hit him? He's union.'

"Where would you be without the union? Unemployed!"

"I've been talking to my friend Billy, and he reckons you've been under paying me in pocket money for years!"

'Union Army'-and all that comes with it!

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