Looking for a gift that resonates with a true collective bargaining buff? Our collection of clever designs and humorous items captures the spirit of negotiation, unity, and advocacy. Whether for a seasoned union member or someone passionate about workers' rights, these products combine wit and insight to inspire and amuse. Find the perfect way to show appreciation for their dedication to fair work conditions with our unique gifts.
I've formed a union and I demand fair pay. You hear that, people? This guy wants to destroy the country. He's using a union to demand wage hikes and benefits while the rest of us toil and suffer. If I give him a raise, all of our pastry prices will rise. What do you say to that? Boo. Hiss. Send him back to Russia, in 1960. You should go, they're going to pelt me with food. Thank you. You'll never know what this means to me.
Equity Table Dance Club
No Baseball
"You can't plead cute."
BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'
The Hockey World
"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"
Your dad is a union man, isn't he?
'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'
How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.
"But it will never get better if you picket"
Member of two trade unions
The Verdict Is Union Yes!
"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."
'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'
Jimmy Hoffa in hell.
"I'm married to my job - I just wish she was UNION!"
"Marriage is supposed to be a union."
Fair Trade Coffee. I'll give you this pen for a medium French roast.
Broom Operators Deserve Better
"After you left, Fred,we organized a union. Now we have that healthcare plan you always wanted."
'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'
'I'll give you a raise on one condition, Maxwell...you never ask for another one.'
"No so fast buddy....!"
"Where would you be without the union? Unemployed!"
Together we have a voice. . . join your union today.
'Wait, am I allowed to hit him? He's union.'
Union protects workers
Nest Egg
'Union Army'-and all that comes with it!
"It looks like the custodians union is playing hardball."
Without a union...you're sunk.
'Where are you guys going?' - 'We are going on strike.'
Strike sign painter on strike
"...And management said it was their final offer and if I didn't like it, I could go to hell! So, here I am!"
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