Collective Bargaining Follower Gifts

'We're Baaack!!'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

No Baseball

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

The Hockey World

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

That might not work, EU...

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

'I felt the earth move as well, it's the Fracking operation up the road.'

"But it will never get better if you picket"

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Member of two trade unions

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

EU money addiction

Parsifal

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

EU and the Departure of Angela Merkel

Equity Table Dance Club

I've formed a union and I demand fair pay. You hear that, people? This guy wants to destroy the country. He's using a union to demand wage hikes and benefits while the rest of us toil and suffer. If I give him a raise, all of our pastry prices will rise. What do you say to that? Boo. Hiss. Send him back to Russia, in 1960. You should go, they're going to pelt me with food. Thank you. You'll never know what this means to me.

Angela Merkel

"I'm married to my job - I just wish she was UNION!"

Broom Operators Deserve Better

Brexit

"After you left, Fred,we organized a union. Now we have that healthcare plan you always wanted."

"No so fast buddy....!"

'Wait, am I allowed to hit him? He's union.'

"Yes, but will I live long enough to see Article 50 invoked, doctor?"

The Greek taxpayer pulled tight by the EU and Papandreau.

"No, it's where he keeps his HARD DEAL, SOFT DEAL, NO DEAL emergency rations."