Collective Bargaining Advocate Gifts

Labor-Management Non-Relations

Solidarity pays. Get the picture?

"After you left, Fred,we organized a union. Now we have that healthcare plan you always wanted."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

No Baseball

"We need a union!'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

It's a dogs life

The Hockey World

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

NDAs for non VIPs

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

Big oil.

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

"But it will never get better if you picket"

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

Member of two trade unions

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'