Collections Agent Gifts

"...How would you like to be in our bad debt collections department?"

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

'Everybody, please welcome Moose and Rocco to the team. They're our new revenue enhancement and collections specialists.'

Librarians do collect finds, however, I don't think your background as a mob enforcer...

"And this is our new vice president in charge of delinquent accounts."

"Someone from collections is here to see you."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Nuts to you, too."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Meet Santa's entourage

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

Snow White and her Seven people.

'You shouldn't have.'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

The Boss.

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Therapy in L.A.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.