Collecting Wigs Pillows

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Man going into bowl hands toupee to umpire.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'Toupee!'

Two people fencing one says: 'Toupee!'

Birdwatcher gets wig pecked off his head.

Gracie places a wig in a glass case in case of emergency.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

A man taking a bow

The Dandy

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Lady in a pretty dress

Edward Elgar.

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

Football supporters.

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Judge getting hair done.

Jack and the Beanie stock.

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

Bobo's Barber Shop

Don't you like it, Dad?

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"I suppose it does him credit - he never was big on facing reality."

'I am afraid Mr Cyclops, they only come in pairs.'

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

"CCCOOOLD!"

Swizz army knife.

Surgeons using a Swiss Army Knife.

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

"He married her for her stuff."