Collecting Unique Properties T-Shirts

The owner is motivated.

"I gotta be me!"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"Not to mention the park view."

"Things are looking up!"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

'I'll take ten, please.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"She's a weiner cat."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

Swiss Army General.

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

"It has some charming original features."

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"Well I think it looks nice"

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"

'Film extras drinks night'

Man climbing mountain with sink plungers.

Spoonfest

"Always standing out from the crowd."

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'

SLIGHTLY Irregular Designer Jeans.

'Take me to your leader.'

'I've been trying to buy a condo in Vancouver! They say that real estate prices are going through the roof! At least that's how my agent explained the hole in the ceiling.'

Hippie Army Knife