Collecting Unique Properties Pillows

The owner is motivated.

"I gotta be me!"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"Not to mention the park view."

"Things are looking up!"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

'I'll take ten, please.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"She's a weiner cat."

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

History's First Prop Gag

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Swiss Army General.

That's obviously a comedy-prop arrow on your head, Mr. Fusco. My diagnosis would be Steve Martin Syndrome, but for the fact that you lack one key symptom: Humor.

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

"It has some charming original features."

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"Well I think it looks nice"

"Always standing out from the crowd."

"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

'Umm...I'm allergic to milk but not Cabernet.'

'Film extras drinks night'

Man climbing mountain with sink plungers.

Spoonfest

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'

SLIGHTLY Irregular Designer Jeans.

Hippie Army Knife

Romney had heard that taking one's pet out in public was a great way to meet women.