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101 uses of a dead cat: teacosy

Bear Costume

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

Teapot Art

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'Can, you hear me?'

Kettle Drum

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

You thought B.Y.O.B. meant what? Beer.

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

"I wasn't dead yet."

"I was expecting a bigger crowd."

'Pineapple for the lady? Pineapple for the lady?'

Ants take cheese and grater

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

Scary Scarecrow

Grapes

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

'I always overdo it on the eggs at Easter.'

Keeping up with the jones

Good Luck

Banana recipe

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

Bull In a china shop

Water Melon

2 fish, one dead. The living fish saying'S.B.D!' (silent but deadly)

'OK, who's rotting?'