Collecting Teacozies Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: teacosy

Bear Costume

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Teapot Art

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

'Can, you hear me?'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Kettle Drum

"I wasn't dead yet."

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

Grapes

Ants take cheese and grater

'Pineapple for the lady? Pineapple for the lady?'

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

Scary Scarecrow

Keeping up with the jones

Water Melon

Bull In a china shop

Good Luck

Banana recipe

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

2 fish, one dead. The living fish saying'S.B.D!' (silent but deadly)

Sometimes hearing, 'You're nuts!' is a good thing.

"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"