Fruit Collecting Pillows

"No tropical fruit? It's enough to make a mango crazy!"

"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"

Banana recipe

'Pineapple for the lady? Pineapple for the lady?'

Greengrocer selling rotten fruit for a political rally.

'OK, who's rotting?'

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Grapes

Water Melon

"Just be yourself."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

William Tell

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Lovers dressed as pears

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

'Are they fresh?'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'We're both dyslexic.'