Collecting Fruit Pillows

'Anybody who says money doesn't grow on trees, hasn't priced oranges lately!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Vegetarian Birds

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Easter Bunny!

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Flytrap nerd.

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"I wasn't dead yet."

'They don't suspect a thing as long as you take the metal disk and blow your nose into their hand...'

'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'

Apple Tree