Collecting Fruit Gifts

You thought B.Y.O.B. meant what? Beer.

'Anybody who says money doesn't grow on trees, hasn't priced oranges lately!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Vegetarian Birds

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Easter Bunny!

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

Flytrap nerd.

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

"Phew! You're ripe! What's that brown spot?"

'They don't suspect a thing as long as you take the metal disk and blow your nose into their hand...'

"I wasn't dead yet."

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'