Fruit Harvesting Gifts

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

"Just be yourself."

The Vineyard

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

Ball as water-melon.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Peach flirting with a banana.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Agricultural Psychology

Conference Pears

'Who's the new guy?'

"Apple harvest."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

William Tell

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Lovers dressed as pears

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

People of the Fall

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Flava Superba

The Scenic Route