Fruit Carving Gifts

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Gooseberry Fool...

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Tree Passion

Peach flirting with a banana.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Plum jam...

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'What are you eating now?'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

End of Year Figs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Conference Pears

The Sculptor