Fruit Gardening Gifts

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

Apple Pie Abduction

Ball as water-melon.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Plum jam...

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

End of Year Figs.

Conference Pears

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"No. You turn over."

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Banana Smoothie

"We have a favor to ask."

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Lovers dressed as pears