Collecting Teddies T-Shirts

'Look, a teddy bear!'

Bear Costume

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Late night teddy reading

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Surf Casting

Rocking horse

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

The Hobby Store

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Boy and Bear and Monster

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

Resourceful toddler

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"Oh, this old thing?"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Lego Haircut

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Slinky Cow World

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

ZOO

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Imagination

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"