Collecting Lighters T-Shirts

Klepto-pyromaniac - 'Hey...Somebody just stole my lighter!'

"Let's see if I can't turn that down a little."

'Of course these lighters doesn't work. They're especially made for non-smokers!'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

I see he switched to the energy-efficient saber.

Replacement Lighthouse

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

A Utility Knife.

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Oh, ho ... Here comes that boring guy!

The colonel's daughter, with a gun