Collecting Humor Posters Pillows

Insurance quote.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"The Eggsorcist"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

"You can always count on me."

The End is Nigh

If all else fails, give up.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Your Country Needs MOO!

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Just Browsing.

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

Wanted for Stick Up

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

Urp! Homo Eructus.

Gonna Suck

Up Pariscope.

Golfer in a tree.