Collecting Humor Posters Gifts

Insurance quote.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"The Eggsorcist"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

The End is Nigh

If all else fails, give up.

"You can always count on me."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Pampered Pets.

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Your Country Needs MOO!

Just Browsing.

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

Gonna Suck

'Ha! OK Eddie. You owe me 50 bucks!'

"Is the snapper fresh?"

Urp! Homo Eructus.

Up Pariscope.

Golfer in a tree.

Wanted for Stick Up

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"