Collecting Funny Postcards Pillows

"You can always count on me."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

I love Museum Shops

Wish you were steer!

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Pampered Pets.

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Postcards from Heaven...

Hello from the lakes!

Happy Valentine's Day

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

Travel Scenes

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

Where did you go on your vacation, Al? My personal demons and I chartered a bus and went on a road trip � Didn't you my "greetings from hell" postcard?

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'The check is in the mail...'

Insurance quote.

'Our flight will be delayed a little long, but in the mean time the flight attendants will be offering post cards to send to your friends and family members.'

Cold Callers!

'Come over here, Miss Twiggle. I want to dictate a postcard.'

The Free range chicken's off but it sent a postcard.

Fake News: Dear Mam and Dad....Lovely and sunny here, must dash all pubs giving free beer....

Alcoholic's X-Ray

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.