Collecting Harry Potter Memorabilia Pillows

Billy. The Kid.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"...it's another metal detector."

"But I use all of them!"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Purple Fairy

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

Lite Beer.

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

Baseball Cheating

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

'The problem with working with pirates is understanding them: They talk really strangely...'

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"