Collecting Gingerbread Men Gifts

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Pastries and Candy

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

Nutcracker in a Tutu

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Thin enough?'

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

"And now it's gluten free!"

'Aw - cute!'

"My parents will only let me marry someone who's gluten-free."

Gingerbread man escaping.

'We really don't mind as long as it's got no fingers and no toes'

Gingerbread man runs with false legs.

"I'll have the gingerbread whale."

No genetically modified candy used in this construction.