Collecting Gingerbread Men Prints

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Pastries and Candy

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'Crumbs everywhere!'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'That's a cute little ginger snap you have there.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Nutcracker in a Tutu

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

'Thin enough?'

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

"My parents will only let me marry someone who's gluten-free."

Gingerbread man escaping.

Yeah, I know. My dating profile says I'm a "ginger," so you were expecting a redhead.

"And now it's gluten free!"

'Aw - cute!'

No genetically modified candy used in this construction.

"I'll have the gingerbread whale."

'We really don't mind as long as it's got no fingers and no toes'

Gingerbread man runs with false legs.