Collecting Diaries Gifts

'Lost Diary'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Large print rock'n'roll section

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Groovy Baby

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Reading the love-letter

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

Gramophone Headphone

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

One line a day... Diary 2020

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"Oh I'm sure it was just an accident I wasn't invited – not some vast conspiracy."

' You shouldn't believe everything you read in the fairy stories.'

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

'Not more junk mail!'