Collecting Diaries Mugs

'Lost Diary'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Large print rock'n'roll section

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"You know you're getting old when..."

Groovy Baby

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Reading the love-letter

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

"Back in my day there weren't any delivery trucks, distribution centers and fancy computers! We just hopped door-to-door until our feet bled!"

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

One line a day... Diary 2020

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

"Oh I'm sure it was just an accident I wasn't invited – not some vast conspiracy."

Gramophone Headphone

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

No one said anything about blogging …

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'