Collecting Dairy Memorabilia Gifts

"Yeah? Well my Mom can jump over the moon!"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Billy. The Kid.

Lactose Intolerant

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Why Cows Leave Home

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Downton Abbey Road"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

The Fab Four

Fossil bands

'How now, brown cow?'

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Lionel Messi

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

The Eighth Day of Christmas

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Baseball Cheating

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

June Brown

W.C.Fields

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

Footballers - Andres Flo