Collecting Compasses T-Shirts

'Hello, Biggo Sports Supply?...About that compass special you advertised...'

"It's not a watch I keep looking at, it's a compass!"

'That's where you're wrong, I did remember the compass, though I don't know what you'll use it for...'

The fate of the emigrant

Please Drove Carefully.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Official Team Cap With Beard

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

Cat on Board.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Flytrap nerd.

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"Gone for a P."

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Closing Laugh T.V. Repair

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

Watch for Men Being Supid

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

City Diner - Out to lunch.

'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.

Street signs in Motown.

"That's not the real me."

"I told them I wanted a power environment. They answered with just one word."