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Er, left hand down a bit...

The fate of the emigrant

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

The Big Tipper

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

What it takes to be a leader.

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

Stephen Hawking

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

Day One, NASA

The Dawn of Time.

Evolution of God. . .

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'The scientific explanation is that the universe expands exponentially, and your body is expanding with it.'

Stephen Hawking: Pale Blue Dot

'What? - I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Orienteering 101

"The last time I did that he thought he'd discovered a new planet."

"Can you tell me what happened before The Big Bang?"

"I hope it's not contagious."

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

"YIKES!"

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

"Some Rain Forest this is..."