Compass Enthusiasts Pillows

Er, left hand down a bit...

The fate of the emigrant

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

The Big Tipper

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

What it takes to be a leader.

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

The Dawn of Time.

Day One, NASA

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'The scientific explanation is that the universe expands exponentially, and your body is expanding with it.'

'What? - I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Orienteering 101

"The last time I did that he thought he'd discovered a new planet."

"Can you tell me what happened before The Big Bang?"

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

"I hope it's not contagious."